happiest man alive

she said yes.

open letter to all retailers

IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!!!!

PUT THAT FUCKING STUFF AWAY FOR ANOTHER 2 MONTHS!



...i can't even enjoy halloween properly anymore.

a few things to remember

don't cough while you have food in your mouth.
you might get caesar salad dressing up your nose.

always make sure the lid to your odwalla is screwed on tight before shaking.

gotta love dove